poopflow:

nah mom I went to bed 4 hours ago I just woke up to go to the bathroom

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vitalizinq:

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them

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firaxa:

Girls don’t want boys girls want the unaltered theatrical releases of the original Star Wars trilogy on BluRay

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sorelatable:

It’s so frustrating when you’re like the only person who can see how evil and sneaky someone is and everyone else is like blind to it

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